For justification to gloat, put a lump in their throats with the hasbag by Marciano? 'Baby Belle' tote.  Tote style shoulder bag made of fabric with leather trim.  Holds your wallet, sunglasses, personal technology, a copy of your favorite magazine and a small umbrella.  Dimensions: 16" wide x 7 1/2" deep x 13" high.  Platform bottom. Inside magnetic snap closure.  Interior lining with a back wall zip pocket and multifunctional slip pockets.